May 2013
smathmouth:
seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
Watchlizzlemcguizzle:
i take you to the candy shop
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
tyleroakley:
me flirting: *breathes heavily and favorites your tweet*
meladoodle:
i have a PHxD in being a quirky random girl
lameborghini:
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
meladoodle:
i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)
inbox:
looking for just text posts?? here you go
how about your old themes? no problem
need to know your post limit status? check it out
need to switch a blog quickly? press: control + alt + n
want to make text bigger? make a post and hit control + 1
niggermom:
im actually dying of a rare disease called please date me
tardisheart:
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
edsheerun:
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
1612th:
it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
shixn:
i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer
do boys actually get real crushes on girls or is that an urban myth
slenclerman:
when he texts first ♥
burghers:
do u ever feel people losing interest in u
ibrokethestars:
that one friend that’s exactly like you
but better
April 2013
vagisodium:
yo teach when will we be learning about the dance dance revolution
passion:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?
hot as balls
poopinginschool:
interviewer: any special talents?
me:
every movie soundtrack this year: imagine dragons
freedomislost:
STOP BEING CUTE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE FOR BEING TOO CUTE
sabrinagrimm:
me huntin for the pussy
Watchapriki:
Thor 2 teaser trailer (HD)
there’s no better feeling than laying next to the person you love and they don’t know you love them or that you’re in their house again
